{"id":189,"date":"2012-10-04T10:00:52","date_gmt":"2012-10-04T17:00:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/?p=189"},"modified":"2012-09-29T16:08:03","modified_gmt":"2012-09-29T23:08:03","slug":"mark-plays-dragon-age-origins-hour-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/2012\/10\/04\/mark-plays-dragon-age-origins-hour-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Plays &#8216;Dragon Age: Origins&#8217;: Hour 2"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In the second hour of <em>Dragon Age: Origins<\/em>, I avenge people, and then I explore, and then Alastair gets sassy with me. Intrigued? Then it&#8217;s time for Mark to play <em>Dragon Age: Origins<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><!--more-->Hour Two<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>YEAH, THIS IS REALLY GREAT. And it&#8217;s not as hard as I thought it would be! <em>Yet<\/em>, that is.<\/p>\n<p>My only complaint at this point is that my limited battle options are really, really frustrating. I can stun someone, then hope I get enough ahead of their attacks that I kill them first. To my advantage, I&#8217;m big on <em>constantly<\/em> checking every chest in every room to get items, so I managed to have enough health potion thingies to survive the attacks on Vaughn&#8217;s guards. (I promise I&#8217;ll learn the correct names of things, I swear.) I absolutely do not understand how to block anything yet, and I don&#8217;t even know if it&#8217;s possible. I give ONE OF YOU permission to spoil that for me. Please don&#8217;t repeat the answer 40 thousand times in the comments, haha.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll talk more about the gameplay once I get to the part about Ostagar. The first half hour of my gameplay or so involved my escape from Vaughn&#8217;s men. It took me two deaths to figure out a better technique of attacking groups of enemies. I&#8217;ve noticed that this isn&#8217;t like most fighting games I&#8217;ve played. You can&#8217;t just run into a group and hack people to pieces. You&#8217;ve got to develop a strategy to it and utilize your companion as best as you can. I found that drawing away one or two men from Solis made it easy for the two of us to survive each onslaught, and I generally would stun one of them and focus on that guy immediately. Is there a technique to <em>not<\/em> missing? It seems totally random. Actually, I bet it&#8217;s related to one of the skills, and I just need to level up faster.<\/p>\n<p>I keep finding random shit in this game that makes me laugh. First of all, THERE&#8217;S A CONVERSATION HISTORY IN THE SELECT MENU. Why didn&#8217;t I know about this? That&#8217;s so helpful! Am I destined to discover things by accident all of the time? Then I had to kill a war dog, and that might have been really sad, but he kind of looked like a shrunken polar bear, so I just laughed while I stabbed him with my broadsword. That probably makes me sound like a terrible person. <em>It&#8217;s a game NO JUDGING ALLOWED<\/em>.<\/p>\n<p>I do wish that these enemies would drop more weapons. I need some badass shit, okay? Still, I&#8217;m picking up everything I can find. I don&#8217;t know what 90% of it does, but I&#8217;m working under the assumption that it will all become useful later. So I just set out to <em>murder as many bigots as possible<\/em>, which included brutally slaying Vaughn himself after consistently teasing him about everything he said. I don&#8217;t know if choosing to make Roslin sassy as fuck will affect her story, but everyone seems to want to fight her within sixty seconds of meeting her, so I&#8217;m going to assume this is a good path. I was a bit disappointed that leveling up to level 3 did not give me any skill points to spend, but maybe it&#8217;s only every other level that you get something.<\/p>\n<p>After rescuing everyone and heading back to the Alienage, it&#8217;s clear that what I&#8217;ve done has had far-reaching implications for my village, considering that a bunch of human guards come to town immediately. I, of course, admitted to being the one who killed all their faves, and I do not regret it. They&#8217;re misogynist rapists, and I&#8217;d do it again! And drink their blood! LET ME BE A VAMPIRE. Oh wait, this isn&#8217;t <em>Skyrim<\/em>. Oh shit, I can&#8217;t wait to actually play that game through for the first time I WANT TO BE A GODDAMN WEREWOLF.<\/p>\n<p>Anyway, that beautiful hunk of a man Duncan saves me from imminent death by conscripting me into the Grey Wardens. I love that as soon as this happens and I&#8217;m supposed to go say goodbye to everyone, the entire Alienage just starts telling me what an awesome thing this is for my life as I pass by them. I like that the random people in this city can talk to me and say shit, and it made me laugh that they universally supported me. You&#8217;re damn right this is going to be awesome!<\/p>\n<p>Also, one of the human guards started to say, &#8220;Son of a tied down\u2013&#8221; <em>AND THEN NEVER FINISHED. <\/em>What the hell is that phrase???<\/p>\n<p>OSTAGAR IS PRETTY AWESOME, Y&#8217;ALL. This giant stone fortress is where I did some choice exploration after Duncan told me my ultimate goal is to speak with Alastair. I&#8217;m glad I chose the Rogue class because that allows me to persuade people <em>really<\/em> easily. I got the king&#8217;s guard to talk some major shit on King Cailan, who is overconfident and will be annihilated by the darkspawn in the next hour of the game. That&#8217;s my prediction. There&#8217;s no way he&#8217;s going to survive! But I think my favorite part about exploring Ostagar was engaging in conversations that continued to build this fictional world for me. It&#8217;s no surprise that I&#8217;m a <em>big<\/em> fan of worldbuilding, and I figured out a lot of stuff about Ostagar from the people around the camp.<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>The Tranquil are HORRIFYING. I found one of them immediately (after trying to break into his chest WHOOPS), and learned that they are STRIPPED OF EMOTIONS AND TALENT TO AVOID BEING POSSESSED AND USED AS A WEAPON. Are you <em>shitting<\/em> me??? Yeah, I DON&#8217;T WANT TO HANG OUT WITH THEM. Wait, give me your power to turn objects into money, but otherwise, STAY AWAY FROM ME.<\/li>\n<li>The blood of the darkspawn is poisonous. That&#8217;s\u2026 that&#8217;s bad, right? Like, how am I supposed to kill them if I can&#8217;t get their blood on me? Or perhaps I can&#8217;t ingest it. Oh, well. There go my fantasies of wanting to be a vampire against bigotry.<\/li>\n<li>THE PRISONER WHO POOPED A KEY IS MY FAVORITE! I immediately set out to get him food, and I cannot wait to find the wizard&#8217;s chest and get the GOOD SHIT.<\/li>\n<li>Duncan does not have a lot of confidence in King Cailan. At all. Cailan is dead soon, I KNOW IT.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>And then there&#8217;s Alastair, who out-sassed Roslin in thirty seconds. Bravo, sir, we are going to be <em>good friends<\/em>. So he&#8217;s a mage-hunter? This is very fascinating. I don&#8217;t quite understand the Chantry yet, but I get the sense that they&#8217;re a church or a religious organization of some sort. I think? Oh god, I don&#8217;t get it yet. But my hour ended right when I was supposed to go somewhere with him. I am SO EXCITED to see where this is going. GONNA GO SEE DUNCAN AND THEN FUCK SHIT UP.<\/p>\n<p><strong>My Character Stats<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.25.06-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-190\" title=\"Screen Shot 2012-09-29 at 12.25.06 PM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.25.06-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"925\" height=\"539\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.25.06-PM.png 925w, http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.25.06-PM-300x174.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 925px) 100vw, 925px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Strength: 11<br \/>\nDexterity: 17<br \/>\nWillpower: 14<br \/>\nMagic: 13<br \/>\nCunning: 16<br \/>\nConstitution: 11<\/p>\n<p><strong>Heroic Stats<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>Kills: 21<br \/>\nDamage dealt: 2100<br \/>\nFriendly-fire damage dealt: 0<br \/>\nGreatest damage dealt: 18<br \/>\nContribution to party damage: 100<br \/>\nHit rate: 79<br \/>\nMost powerful foe slain: Bodyguard<br \/>\nInjuries: 0<\/p>\n<p><strong>Story<\/strong><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.24.52-PM.png\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-191\" title=\"Screen Shot 2012-09-29 at 12.24.52 PM\" src=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.24.52-PM.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"707\" height=\"258\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.24.52-PM.png 707w, http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Screen-Shot-2012-09-29-at-12.24.52-PM-300x109.png 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 707px) 100vw, 707px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>1:36:26 &#8211; Achievement &#8211; Conscripted<br \/>\n1:36:58 &#8211; On King Cailan of Ferelden<br \/>\n1:36:58 &#8211; Loghain was born a farmer<br \/>\n1:36:58 &#8211; On Teyrn Loghain Mac Tir.<br \/>\n1:56:53 &#8211; On Alistair<\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><strong>Mark Links Stuff<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&#8211; You can follow me on\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/twitter.com\/markdoesstuff\" target=\"_blank\">Twitter<\/a>\u00a0and\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/facebook.com\/markdoesstuff\" target=\"_blank\">Facebook<\/a>\u00a0for any updates and live commentary on upcoming reviews I\u2019m writing.<br \/>\n&#8211; My Steam name is\u00a0<strong>xpanasonicyouthx<\/strong>\u00a0and you can add me as a friend if you like!<br \/>\n&#8211; If you\u2019d like to support what I\u2019m doing, you can click the little Donate button in the right sidebar,\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/\" target=\"_blank\">buy eBooks on MarkDoesStuff<\/a>, or purchase physical books on\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/lulu.com\/storefront\/markdoesstuff\" target=\"_blank\">Lulu.com<\/a>.<br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"http:\/\/markwatches.net\/reviews\/2012\/09\/mark-watches-doctor-who-series-3-is-now-available\/\"><em>Mark Watches Doctor Who: Series 3<\/em>\u00a0has just been released for only $3.99!!!<\/a><br \/>\n&#8211;\u00a0<a href=\"https:\/\/markdoesstuff.com\/product\/mark-reads--video\" target=\"_blank\">You can purchase your very own Mark Reads OR Mark Watches video for just $25<\/a>, and I will read ANYTHING you want, OR I will record myself watching any upcoming episode for Mark Watches OR I will record my playthrough of a level with commentary. 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