{"id":388,"date":"2012-11-28T10:00:30","date_gmt":"2012-11-28T18:00:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/?p=388"},"modified":"2012-11-15T10:41:20","modified_gmt":"2012-11-15T18:41:20","slug":"mark-plays-dragon-age-origins-hour-39","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.markplays.net\/reviews\/2012\/11\/28\/mark-plays-dragon-age-origins-hour-39\/","title":{"rendered":"Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’: Hour 39 \/ Return to Ostagar DLC"},"content":{"rendered":"

In the thirty-ninth hour of Dragon Age: Origins<\/em>, I face the Landsmeet, nothing goes as expected, and then, RETURN TO OSTAGAR SHIT YEAH<\/strong>. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Dragon Age: Origins<\/em>.<\/p>\n

Hour Thirty-Nine<\/strong><\/p>\n

The Landsmeet did not disappoint. At all.<\/p>\n

For such a pivotal part of this game, one I’d been looking forward to for many hours, I really enjoyed this. Oh man, I just love it when all the little things you do over the course of a game matter in the end. As Loghain began his ridiculous, overwrought speech about how much he cared for Ferelden and how “offended” he was about this absurd injustice, I just wanted to punch faces. Yeah, his face might not be as punchable as Arl Howe’s, but it’s a close second place. Most of the Landsmeet, I just tried to convince others<\/em> that Loghain was terrible, and I’m thankful that my persuasion\/coercion is at the highest level. Still, it seemed like Loghain had the upper hand. How could people see he clearly<\/em> was a terrible choice?<\/p>\n

AND THEN ANORA SHOWED UP, DESTROYING EVERYTHING. THANK YOU, ANORA, YOU ARE INCREDIBLE. In less than 60 seconds, Loghain was flabbergasted and bewildered by Anora’s stunning logic. I couldn’t believe how fast<\/em> this was happening. The momentum shifted, and the issue was put to a vote.<\/p>\n

SIX OUT OF SEVEN VOTES SUPPORTED THE GREY WARDEN<\/strong>. Oh my god, Loghain thought he was going to wind by a landslide, and I destroyed him<\/em>. Take that, you Mitt Romney son of a bumblebee. You didn’t even prepare a concession speech, did you, you arrogant toad? Nope! HAHAHA, I AM RELISHING IN THIS MOMENT, THIS IS GREAT, I CAN’T WAIT TO G\u2013<\/p>\n

what<\/p>\n

wait<\/p>\n

what<\/em><\/p>\n

WHY DO I HAVE TO DUEL LOGHAIN. NO. I WON, FAIR AND SQUARE, THIS IS BOGUS.<\/p>\n

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Oh shit, it’s going down.<\/p>\n

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You better believe I chose to fight this battle myself.<\/p>\n

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OH SHIT, AERIAL SHOT. LIVES WILL BE LOST. HEARTS WILL BE BROKEN. BLOOD WILL BE SHED.<\/p>\n

And then I beat Loghain in like 45 seconds. HAHAHAHAHA, WOW, HE WAS EASY AS FUCK. It’s probably because I have the Punisher skill now. That thing destroys<\/em>. I just stunned him, hit him with Punisher, buttstabbed him a few times, and repeated. DONE. GONE. GO AWAY. FUCK YES, I KILLED LOGHAIN.<\/p>\n

Except I didn’t<\/em>. This went immediately to a cutscene, and fucking Riordan<\/em> had to go and suggest THE WORST FUCKING IDEA HUMANLY POSSIBLE. No, Riordan, for real, HE LEFT YOU IN A CELL TO ROT AFTER TORTURING YOU AND DESIGNATING ALL YOUR FELLOW GREY WARDENS AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE. <\/em>Why on earth would you ever<\/em> think it acceptable to give him another chance like this? Even worse, I don’t think a single moment in this entire game has ever upset Alistair so much. He was livid<\/em>. I was about to make him king, so you sure as hell bet I’m not going to piss him off even further.<\/p>\n

EXCEPT THIS FURTHER COMPLICATED EVERYTHING, TOO! Because now Anora REFUSED TO HONOR THE AGREEMENT SHE MADE EARLIER. She won’t marry Alistair because her BIGOT FATHER was executed! Your father was a dirty bigot! SHUT UP! So I had to now<\/em> choose between Anora as queen and Alistair as king. Ugh, why? WHY SO MANY DIFFICULT CHOICES? Ultimately, I made Alistair king. He was the rightful heir, and Anora pissed me off just a bit too much. And further proving that everything is morally gray and fucked up, Alistair has to lock Anora up in the dungeons because she’s now a “threat” to the throne.<\/p>\n

This is fucked up, y’all. And then Alistair has the nerve to lose 6 approval points with me. WELL, WHAT DID YOU EXPECT ME TO DO, DUDE? I gave you Loghain to kill! Isn’t that worth something? Oh god, probably not. His speech about the Blight, by the way, is just awful<\/em>. He might be the most awkward king in Ferelden ever<\/em>.<\/p>\n

But at least this was out of the way. You know what that means!<\/p>\n

RETURN TO OSTAGAR<\/strong><\/p>\n

As it stands, I’m happy I was told to play this DLC after<\/em> the Landsmeet. Thematically, it fits perfectly after this moment. Like my trip through the Alienage, I’m visiting a place that I hadn’t been to in ages. Oh gosh, remember how unprepared <\/em>I was when I first came to Ostagar? Now, Elric has sent me on a crucial mission: find the key he’s hidden in camp, get Meric’s documents and swords, and clear the darkspawn out. Initially, this seemed a little too easy. I didn’t understand why this was a paid DLC. It seemed so small<\/em>. I was happy, though, that I leveled up to 20, which meant\u00a0 could finally get DUAL WEAPON MASTERY. I can wield TWO ONE-HANDED SWORDS AT ONCE. So you better believe to I used Meric’s Sword as soon as I found it!<\/p>\n

I did like that I was getting to see a completely destroyed Ostagar. The entire camp is in ruins, and snow liberally covers the ground. It was a reminder that I was only one of three Grey Wardens left, that this<\/em> is what Loghain did to us, and that I had a huge fight ahead of me. And then I found that I could cross that huge bridge towards the Tower of Ishal, and I discovered King Cailan’s body. Wow. Wow<\/em>. This flashback is bleak as fuck<\/em>. And it leads way to THREE DEMONS SPAWNING ON THE BRIDGE, which gave me a chance to use Morrigan’s incredible lightning field attack. I ordered everyone to stay put, set the lightning storm about 20 feet in front of us, and the demons walked right into it. HELL YES.<\/p>\n

My hour ran out just after Alistair said we needed to go to the Tower of Ishal. Oh god, do I get to go inside of it again? I just want to kill more darkspawn, y’all. :(<\/p>\n

My Character Stats<\/strong><\/p>\n

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Strength: 27+6
\nDexterity: 36+12
\nWillpower: 23+2
\nMagic: 14+2
\nCunning: 24+2
\nConstitution: 27+2<\/p>\n

Heroic Stats<\/strong><\/p>\n

Kills: 679
\nDamage dealt: 165312
\nFriendly-fire: 0
\nGreatest damage dealt: 90
\nContribution to party damage: 29
\nHit rate: 88
\nMost powerful foe slain: Arl Howe
\nInjuries: 33<\/p>\n

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