Monthly Archives: September 2012

Mark Plays ‘Dragon Age: Origins’ starts on Wednesday!

Hello, everyone! I thought I’d make an official announcement about this instead of just saying stuff on Twitter or in the comments. My copy of Mass Effect for Steam is basically a pile of poop. After spending two days doing … Continue reading

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 8 – The Itch

In the eighth chapter of Portal 2, GLaDOS and Chell must succeed in conquering Wheatley’s increasingly strange and dangerous chambers. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 7 – The Reunion

In the seventh chapter of Portal 2, Chell is guided by the recordings of Cave Johnson towards an escape and a discovery about the source of all her troubles. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 6 – The Fall

In the sixth chapter of Portal 2, I just don’t even know how to cope with how unprepared I am. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 5 – The Escape

In the fifth chapter of Portal 2, Wheatley helps you escape from GLaDOS. Technically, that’s not false. I mean, that’s a correct assessment technically. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 4 – The Surprise

In the fourth chapter of Portal 2, these levels are going to be the END OF ME. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Hello, gamers! I need some help choosing my next game!

I’m finding very quickly that Mark Plays is not going to unfold like my other two sites, Mark Reads/Watches. It’s actually quite exciting to do things different, so I’d like to keep y’all involved as I move forward. So, I thought … Continue reading

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 3 – The Return

In the third chapter of Portal 2, gameplay becomes increasingly complex as GLaDOS becomes increasingly insulting. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 2 – The Cold Boot

In the second chapter of Portal 2, GLaDOS takes out her anger at you killing her by making you go through failing test chambers that are REALLY REALLY FUN. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal 2’: Chapter 1 – The Courtesy Call

In the first chapter of Portal 2, oh my GOD. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to start Portal 2.

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Mark Plays ‘Portal’

In Portal, what seems like a simple puzzle game involving physics and gravity becomes WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS LAST LEVEL WHAT THE FUCK AM I PLAYING. Intrigued? Then it’s time for Mark to play Portal.

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Mark Plays ‘The Room Tribute’

In The Room Tribute, I can’t believe there is a game version of this movie, but then I spend five seconds thinking about it and I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THERE IS A VIDEO GAME VERSION OF THIS FILM. Intrigued? Then … Continue reading

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I now announce the very first Mark Plays project.

I have a surprise for Monday because someone suggested a one-off that is too perfect not to do, but on Tuesday, we will start the very first traditional Mark Plays project. oh god Mark Plays Portal 2 starts September 18 at 10:00am PDT. … Continue reading

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Welcome to Mark Plays!

Oh gosh, I can’t believe this is actually happening. I mean… HOLY SHIT. What was once an idea I toyed with over a year ago (and was pestered about for a LONG time before that) is now a reality. The third … Continue reading

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