Many thanks to Sophie, who commissioned this one-off game from me. Let’s do this first before I get into spoilery talk!
The game can be played right here. I would highly advise you play this once for yourself before you watch my video or read the text below, as it spoils some very crucial stuff.
Here’s my video of my playthrough:
It honestly took me nearly ten minutes to realize that I’d been duped. I could not figure out how this game was teaching me ANYTHING to do with fractions, and once you got to the “wave” where you’re dealing with 2.45e-1 stuff, WHAT THE FUCK. Then the waves always said “1.” Then I had to type answers, which weren’t words at all. Then the insects started spitting debilitating spheres at me, and that’s when I finally decided to look around this menu:
Oh, you’re fucking with me, aren’t you?
Bless this game.
Now I’m curious if you can ever earn enough zorkmids to buy this.
SERIOUSLY, CAN I OWN THIS?
Thank you, Sophie, for not spoiling this treasure. If you want to commission a one-off single game from me, you are more than welcome! I’ll record a video up to 30 minutes and make a post for any single sitting games you want for just $25. (Please don’t use this for any games that are multiple sittings because I’d like to keep those free for everyone in the future, you know? No one should ever have to pay for regular posts!)